The Roast Files

A highly unnecessary tribute page for one friend who somehow turned a close-up photo into an interrogation scene, a jump scare, and a witness statement at the same time.

for legal reasons, these are jokes

take a look at this monkey's instagram

SORRY ABOUT THE PIC THAT SHOULD BE THERE. THE WEBSITE PANICKED AND REFUSED TO LOAD IT.
😔 ✌️ FELLAH

Case note

This is not a selfie. This is CCTV footage from the exact second the front camera lost all hope.

witness statements

Evidence Collected By The Internet

Exhibit A

Her stare says, "I know what you did," even when the only crime was opening the camera.

Exhibit B

This photo looks like she caught the phone lacking and decided mercy was a weak mindset.

Exhibit C

The flash worked overtime here. Even the pixels look like they want legal protection.

Exhibit D

She isn't looking at the camera. The camera is filing for emotional compensation.

Exhibit E

That expression is one missed call away from becoming the reason everyone suddenly tells the truth.

Exhibit F

Some people take portraits. She produces evidence with flash damage included.